Where DO We Live?
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National Security is not my friend.
At least, the “new positive identification” requirements effective January 1, 2010, courtesy of the Department of Homeland Security aren’t my friend – nor the friend of anyone living full-time in their RV.
Nick finished his online Driver’s Ed course, and we prepared to head over to the DMV so he could take the test and get his Learner’s Permit.
When I made the appointment online, I filled out the online application, and perused the requirements to determine what documentation I needed to bring.
Birth certificate. Check. (AHEM, of course he has one, and of course I provided it as required by law… Why do you ask??)
Social Security card. Check.
Proof of address.
Uh, oh.
I have most of the documents availble that they suggest as possible proofs of address, and they all have the same address on them. My bank statement, phone bill, and governmental correspondence. It all goes to the Post Office Box.
But the DMV won’t recognize a P.O. Box, and insists that you must have a “physical address.”
I’m happy, of course, to tell them where my RV is currently parked… At the moment, we are hooked up by the grace of God and a local church in the RV parking they have in the field out behind their facilities.
But it’s not like I’m getting mail here, or changing my address with the banks.
I spoke with the DMV Supervisor of Field Services on the phone. After some discussion, she said that it would be acceptable if we had a letter from the church saying that we were currently residing on their property, and then the usual Affidavit from a parent (me) certifying that the minor lives with them.
So, with eveything in hand, we went.
Our appointment was at 3:15 pm.
I freely admit that, after a bit of a false start, we didn’t arrive until 3:25. Despite this, we were the first 3:15 appointment to arrive.
We had to go through a lengthy conversation with the receptionist (also a screener) before being assigned a number and told to wait until were were called.
The time ticked away…
Around 4:40 pm, we were finally called to a window.
The lady at the window, let’s call her Tiana, took our papers, looked everything over several times, and finally said, “Uh, uh, we cain’t take dis.”
When I informed her that I had spoken to the Supervisor of Field Services, who had assured me that it was acceptable, she said (I’ll spare you further transliteration of her dialect), “Well, if you had something on the church’s letterhead, then we could take that. This is just a form from our site.”
First of all, I was confused that “a form from their site” was not, in fact, preferred… After all, it was specifically designed for that purpose. And for the other required Affidavit, and several other uses enumerated on its face, they will only accept that form.
I asked what the difference was between a letter from the church, signed by the pastor and saying that we lived there, and this form, which was signed by the pastor and stated that we lived there.
Tiana then went off in an entirely different direction, and said, “Well, if you had something from the outside, like a bill or something, that would be awright.” (Ooops, sorry. The dialect was the only entertaining part of the entire encounter, and is hard to ignore).
I responded, somewhat exasperated, that the church was not going to randomly give me their mail.
She replied, “Well, you could just go to the office and get them to type you up something on their letterhead.”
So what is the real requirement here?
Is it “outside” verification, or their affirmation? And what is magical about “letterhead”, if all the requirements are met without it (and on the agency’s own standardized form, no less!)?
And most importantly, why had the Supervisor of Field Services given me such erroneous information?
*SIGH*
This went back and forth for several minutes and then she went in the back to talk to her supervisor.
When she came back, she said, “Yeah, we cain’t take dis.”
Upon seeing my exasperated look, she said, “Okay, you just go stand over there, and I’ll get my supavisa to come talk to you.”
So we stood there. And stood there.
Time ticked away…
Eventually, she emerged. No dialect, but she simply restated that “we can’t take this.”
We went back and forth a number of times, re-covering all the ground I had been over with Tiana.
Finally I asked, giving in to the stereotyping that was obviously going on anyway,
Well, what do homeless people do? Can they not get a Driver’s License?
This seemed a great relief to Ms. Supervisor, now on familiar ground.
She explained that they simply filled out one of the Affidavit forms, and listed their address as “General Delivery” with a ZIP code. Then in the “Comments” area, they listed their customary location, “Something like, ‘Under the big tree on the corner of the park on 23rd St.’”
So… I could just do that?
Sure.
And… We can just do that… Right now?
Sure.
*AHEM*
With General Delivery papers in hand, we returned to Tiana’s window. “Oh, yeah, we can take dis. You took de test online, right?”
Um, no. We weren’t even aware that that was an option.
“Oh, dear, you gonna have to come back tommorow, we don’t give tests after 4:30.”
No, seriously.
It was like a bad joke!
I tried, quite reasonably (I checked with Nick later, and he assured me I was calm), to ask what time we would actually need to show up… After all, we had a 3:15 appointment, and that had not been early enough.
Tiana brushed me off, pointing out that the paperwork had not been “in order,” missing entirely the point that even if everything had been perfect, we were not called up to her window until well past the testing deadline.
Yes, we did go back the next day – with a sort of “get out of jail free” pass that reduced our wait time to about ten minutes.
Nick passed the test with flying colors (of course), and is now the proud owner of a Florida Learner’s License.
The address reads only,
General Delivery
Homestead, FL 33032
Which, clearly, is much better for Homeland Security than having my verified and usable Post Office Box address…



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